THIS FUCKING SHIRT COST ME ₹1,00,000 (Seriously, Don't Buy This)

We are actively asking you to close this tab. We are a business, and we are looking you dead in the eye and telling you: do not give us this money.

This is not high fashion. It was not woven by blind monks in the Himalayas. It does not feature 24k gold stitching, and wearing it will absolutely not fix your credit score or make your podcast go viral.

It is literally the exact same premium 240 GSM, 100% cotton, drop-shoulder white blank as the rest of our Unfiltered Collection. We just slapped massive red text on it and listed it for a lakh to see if some self-proclaimed "young millionaire" or "self-made 19-year-old CEO" would actually buy it for the meme.

If some sigma-grindset hustler actually ignores this warning and hits checkout, here is exactly what will happen:

1. Zero VIP Treatment: We will ship it via standard courier in the exact same mailer as our ₹800 orders.

2. The Sneaker Fund: We will frame your order confirmation on our office wall. Then, we will violently judge your financial decisions while drinking iced coffee and unboxing the brand new sneakers you just funded for us.

3. The Public Flex: If we can track down your Instagram ID from your order details, we will absolutely tag you on our Story to publicly thank you for financing our shopping spree.

4. No Take-Backs: We are keeping all the money. Zero returns. Zero refunds. You can't say we didn't warn you.

Seriously, get out of here. Go click the 'Shop' tab and buy our normal ₹800 – ₹1,000 volume pieces like a financially responsible burnout.

The Tech Specs (Because Shopify makes us put this here):

• Fabric: 240 GSM Heavyweight Cotton (Worth standard retail).

• Fit: Drop-Shoulder Oversized (Worth standard retail).

• The Markup: Pure Audacity (Making up the remaining ₹99,000+).

• Care Instructions: Wash inside out. Or don't. You clearly don't respect your own money, why start now?