{"product_id":"this-fucking-shirt-cost-me-1-00-000-seriously-dont-buy-this","title":"THIS FUCKING SHIRT COST ME ₹1,00,000 (Seriously, Don't Buy This)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWe are actively asking you to close this tab.\u003c\/b\u003e We are a business, and we are looking you dead in the eye and telling you: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003edo not give us this money.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThis is not high fashion. It was not woven by blind monks in the Himalayas. It does not feature 24k gold stitching, and wearing it will absolutely not fix your credit score or make your podcast go viral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt is literally the exact same premium 240 GSM, 100% cotton, drop-shoulder white blank as the rest of our Unfiltered Collection. We just slapped massive red text on it and listed it for a lakh to see if some self-proclaimed \"young millionaire\" or \"self-made 19-year-old CEO\" would actually buy it for the meme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIf some sigma-grindset hustler actually ignores this warning and hits checkout, here is exactly what will happen:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero VIP Treatment:\u003c\/b\u003e We will ship it via standard courier in the exact same mailer as our ₹800 orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sneaker Fund:\u003c\/b\u003e We will frame your order confirmation on our office wall. Then, we will violently judge your financial decisions while drinking iced coffee and unboxing the brand new sneakers you just funded for us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Public Flex:\u003c\/b\u003e If we can track down your Instagram ID from your order details, we will absolutely tag you on our Story to publicly thank you for financing our shopping spree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Take-Backs:\u003c\/b\u003e We are keeping all the money. Zero returns. Zero refunds. You can't say we didn't warn you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eSeriously, get out of here. Go click the 'Shop' tab and buy our normal ₹800 – ₹1,000 volume pieces like a financially responsible burnout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tech Specs (Because Shopify makes us put this here):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 240 GSM Heavyweight Cotton (Worth standard retail).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Drop-Shoulder Oversized (Worth standard retail).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Markup:\u003c\/b\u003e Pure Audacity (Making up the remaining ₹99,000+).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Wash inside out. Or don't. 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